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(영한대역)유머자료(English to Korean Humor Materials)

암소는 어머니/ 2009-08-06
암소는 어머니 A small girl was throwing stones at a cow. Her father came and scolded her for throwing the stones at the cow and...
아빠의 역할/ 2009-09-01
아빠의 역할 My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom，" said my nin...
그땐 내가 취해서/ 2009-08-31
그땐 내가 취해서 A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Paul looks him up， and says， "I'm sorry， but you...
여자와 고고학자/ 2009-08-31
여자와 고고학자 － An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have－－the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
아보가드로 수/ 2009-08-28
아보가드로 수 Avogadro's number was the topic of discussion one day in physics class at one of American universities. The ...
전화위복/ 2009-08-27
전화위복 As seniors， we were immersed in planning for life after graduation. Our professor told us about a friend who had used...
성 교육/ 2009-08-25
성 교육 A mother， expecting her third child， tried to explain the facts of life to her young children in a way they could und...
기업의 공개 시기/ 2009-08-25
기업의 공개 시기 Cynical Wall Streeters believe that companies often go public when the owners know they have peaked. Warren B...
오 하나님!/ 2009-07-23
오 하나님! In his autobiography， George Burns said; Of all the movies I've made， the only one that worried me was

사냥꾼들/ 2009-08-04
사냥꾼들 A carload of hunters， looking for a place to hunt， pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the farmh...
찔끔찔끔/ 2009-08-18
찔끔찔끔 A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen...
멍청이(jerk)/ 2009-08-17
멍청이(jerk) Old Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in hospital， near death. The family called their pastor to stand ...
결정적 1점/ 2009-08-17
결정적 1점 A couple of days after taking a final examination, I was disappointed to discover that I was one point short of an A...
남자와 여자/ 2009-08-14
남자와 여자 -Priests should really be allowed to marry. Until then, they'll never know what hell is really like.

조종사의 악몽/ 2009-08-12
조종사의 악몽 -A pilot's nightmare is when he wakes up and finds his copilot asleep. -How long a minute is de...
어린 팀의 금붕어(Little Tim's goldfish)/ 2009-08-11
어린 팀의 금붕어(Little Tim's goldfish) Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the f...
교황과 교황부인(the Pope and Mrs. Pope)/ 2009-08-10
교황과 교황부인(the Pope and Mrs. Pope) -President Bush was meeting with the president of South Korea. Things got off to an awkw...
남녀유별/ 2009-07-13
남녀유별 Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher; "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the...
정치인/ 2009-07-12
정치인 After voting on election day， a man stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for t...
노인?!/ 2009-07-09
노인?! A 41-year-old mother of four， I recently stopped on my way home from work to pick up dinner for my family at a fast-fo...